"A Jew celebrating Christmas is a bit like the family of Samuel Morse toasting the birth of Nokia" -How to Have a Jewish Christmas by Matt Kirshen
Third Sentence Thursday is a weekly meme for uplifting the status of the third sentences of books/stories.
This week's theme is Funniest Third Sentence, at the end of the day someone will be crowned the Funniest Third Sentence Champ!
1) Find the funniest third sentence ever.
2) Post a link to your funny sentence here or if you don't have a blog, just post it in the comments!
3) Visit some of the other blogs and post a comment to vote for the best sentence! (you're not allowed to vote for your own!)
4) Prepare for next week's theme.
Next week's theme is third sentence that best describes your mood.